
This year’s games will no doubt offer photo-realistic graphics, allowing football fans to live out their fantasies/nightmares in the comfort of their own living rooms or custom-built video game dens with surround sound and beer on tap and a panic button and oxygen masks and life-sized cut-outs of Donald Trump.

It will of course then be joined by the latest iteration of Pro Evolution Soccer, its eternal rival-come-bedfellow. If you live on planet earth, you probably know the new FIFA game is coming out soon.
